I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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