I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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