super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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