i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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