she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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