he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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