He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
