spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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