you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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