There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
