he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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