"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i dont even know how to be here
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
