If i come over, it means nothing
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
