used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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