i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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