Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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