I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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