a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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