so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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