I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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