I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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