soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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