Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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