in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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