Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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