Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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