Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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