I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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