What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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