I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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