Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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