Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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