1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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