I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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