"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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