I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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