SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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