just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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