He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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