I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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