idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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