Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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