Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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