Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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