In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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