Why are handjobs necessary in class?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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