Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize
