She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
