I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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