shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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